Wiz: Inside Batman's Cowl is an array of High-Tech Gear commonly used for listening to police scanners and communicating with allies, but in combat, Batman finds more use in its night, infrared, and ultraviolet vision. Also, its built-in Triangulation Imaging System, which hacks into the world's cellphones and creates a Digital 3D Map.īoomstick: You mean he can see EVERYTHING I do, just because I have a phone?īoomstick: Ask him where I left my keys. However, that is not the Batsuit's only purpose.īoomstick: Thanks to some Military-Grade Armor he stole from his own company with Morgan Freeman's permission, the Batsuit is almost completely bulletproof, knife proof, electricity proof, punch proof, dogproof, and theftproof. Wiz: Bruce chose the guise of a bat to project his own fear of the flying mammal onto his enemies.
(*Cues: The Dark Knight Triumphant/ End titles - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns*) BLOWING SHIT UP! Tip for Criminals: if you know Batman's after you, avoid anything shaped like a Bat.īatman stares at the man, who then closes the door. A cluster of this substance can be sprayed onto nearly any surface and remotely detonate, perfect for distractions.īoomstick: Or you know. Wiz: Actually, that's a common misconception, the Shark Repellent was stored in the helicopter that Robin was flying, NOT Batman's Utility Belt.īoomstick: Oh yeah, because that makes it SOOO much less ridiculous. (*Cues: Attack of the Batwing - Batman (1989)*)īoomstick: I'm surprised Batty didn't pull something out of the Utility Belt to stop that one, considering it seems to contain anything Batman could ever need. Bane later said "Thank You" the only way he knew how. They release a charge powerful enough to penetrate Kevlar, and even stop the heart of one of Batman's most powerful enemies, Bane.īoomstick: But then he restarted it because he's nice like that.
Wiz: Hey, don't underestimate the shock gloves.
He can disappear and reappear in an instant thanks to his mastery of stealth and the high-tech gadgets he keeps in his Utility Belt, like his batclaw grappling hook, smoke pellets, tons of different Batarangs, and. Wiz: Having been trained by The League of Assassins, Batman's greatest weapon is fear.īoomstick: All it takes is a glimpse of that pointy-eared shadow and criminals start shaking in their boots. (*Cues: Main Title - Batman: The Animated Series*) Wiz: Officially, no he's not, but he has learned to appear so in the minds of his opponents. He's perfected escape artistry, sword fighting, detective skills, stealth, has a photographic memory, earned 12 master degrees, an expert marksman and is vastly knowledgeable in pressure points.īoomstick: And we're positive he's not superhuman? He became an expert in the art of disguise and a master of every fighting style known to man. Wiz: Bruce's genius-level intellect and physical prowess allowed him to pick up a vast array of skills on his global journey to become The Dark Knight.
For eight-year-old Bruce Wayne, it was helplessly watching as his parents were gunned down in front of him on the way back from the theater. Wiz: Throughout the underworld of Gotham City, one name strikes fear in the cold, black hearts of even the most hardened criminals: The Batman.īoomstick: But becoming a six-foot flying Rat of Vengeance comes at a cost. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: And Captain America, The Sentinel of Liberty. Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved the peak of human capability, all in the name of justice.
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